I’m only a rib, so ye cannae blame me
for taking thon fruit fra aff o’ thon tree
Cause this Ge-ser came roon and wis like,
get yer gums intae this it’ll sure set you free!
And ye’ll know aw there is that ye could ever know
ye’ll be smarter than him sitting there on the poh.
Gie it a go, and see what ye think,
is that no the bollocks o’ food and o’ drink?”
So ye cannae blame me for the fall o’ thon man.
He did it himsel when he went tae the can
An when he came back he didnae say naw, but wired right in
n’ hud some a-naw.
Genesis Chapter 3:1-6
Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”
The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”
“You will not surely die,” the serpent said to the woman. “For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”
When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it.