Did We All Fly Away? Nope! We’re All Still Here!

After all the hoo-ha about yesterday’s non-event I’m wondering what Mr. Camping has to say to the masses today. Especially to those who have given away all their worldly possessions. “Oops! my calculations must be a little off!” Or “Gotcha!” I bet there won’t be any sort of apology. I’m betting we won’t hear very much at all from him.

Here’s a bit of advice for when the next Doomsday prophet comes along. 

1. If God didn’t tell Jesus the date and time of the end He sure ain’t going tell some demon-possessed sinner.

2. If Prophet Doomsday says he got his rapture date from the bible he’s lying. It’s NOT in there, not in any of the books, not in any of the versions/translations.

3. When you look into the eyes of Prophet Doomsday and they are dead: no life, no light, he’s a Zombie and working for the other side. Mr. Camping is one of these.

4. Not all Zombies working for the other side have eyes that are dead on first look. Because, remember, the bible tells us that our enemy goes around as an angel of light. So it takes a little discerning and a little subtlety to bring it out, but it can be done. Just ask if Jesus is Lord and was born in the flesh. They will have trained themselves to say yes, but you will see definite panic and a bit of tongue-tying as their first response. (See 1st Corinthians 12:3 and 2nd Corinthians 11:14)

And finally:

5. If you want to know the Truth get a bible and read it. There are many easy to understand translations out there; you don’t need to be a biblical scholar to read one. And God Himself will help you if you just open your mouth and ask Him to.                                                             

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5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Deanna Schrayer
    May 22, 2011 @ 10:46:38

    Amen! I love number 3 the best I think. :)

    Reply

  2. Carol Ann Hoel
    May 22, 2011 @ 17:10:04

    Yup. We’re all here. I laughed until I heard that people gave away their savings and suffered substantial losses. This baffles me. As you say, Elizabeth, anyone can read the Bible. Why did they trust blindly when all they had to do was check it out? Even those who might not feel up to reading the Bible could have requested a second opinion. Blessings to you…

    Reply

  3. desk49
    May 23, 2011 @ 23:17:27

    And non beleavers are RITFLTAO
    saying we told you so
    yet when it really does happen
    I’ll never look back
    to see if their still RITFLTAO

    Reply

  4. elizabethre
    May 24, 2011 @ 06:57:57

    You’ve got a wicked sense of humor Ellis. :) That day WILL come, but we won’t know it until it happens and there is no looking back.

    Reply

  5. desk49
    May 24, 2011 @ 08:43:14

    Not trying to be wicked
    It said they’ll be whiling and they’ll hide in caves and beg to have the mountains fall upon them. Not one will be LOL.

    Reply

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